Tweet Of The Day - Matt Barber

Arch homophobe, closet case, "shemalevideo" lover, kidnapping accomplice, and Liberty Counsel lawyer Matt Barber would like you to know that the precise date of the universe's creation was October 23rd, 4004 BC. From World Nut Daily (of course):

How old is the world? Most people would say: "Nobody knows." But the author of the book frequently described as the greatest history book ever written, said the world was created Oct. 23, 4004 B.C. – making it exactly 6,014 next month. In the 1650s, an Anglican bishop named James Ussher published his "Annals of the World," subtitled, "The Origin of Time, and Continued to the Beginning of the Emperor Vespasian's Reign and the Total Destruction and Abolition of the Temple and Commonwealth of the Jews." First published in Latin, it consisted of more than 1,600 pages. The book, now published in English for the first time, is a favorite of homeschoolers and those who take ancient history seriously.

How is this book "a favorite of homeschoolers" if it's never been published in English until now? Highly scientific minds can purchase said book from World Nut Daily (naturally) for a mere $69.99.