Miss USA Contestants On Evolution

David Barton: The Founding Fathers Wanted Creationism Taught In Schools

Which is interesting, since Darwin didn't come up with evolution until 1859.

Help Build The Ark

Kentucky's Creation Museum seems to be off to a slow start raising the $24.5M needed for their "full-scale" replica of Noah's Ark. Therefore they've begun selling parts for the ark in a program in which devotees can pledge from $100 for an "authentic wooden peg" up to $5000 for a "gopher wood beam." Just so you know.

Creation Institute: Teaching Evolution Leads To Homosexual Indoctrination

"From the patriarchal days of Sodom and Gomorrah to the Law of Moses to the New Testament, God’s Word consistently declares that homosexuality is sin and warns of the condemnation it brings to the individuals who practice it and to societies that promote it. Indeed, the rampant teaching of evolution in our schools that is effectively undermining belief in God and absolute moral standards is not only creating an atmosphere of 'tolerance' for homosexuality, but for just about anything.

"As the truism goes, 'Without God, everything is permissible.' So, in reality, there’s nothing to prevent the same rationale being used today to justify homosexuality and homosexual marriage from being used tomorrow to sanction polygamy or pedophilia or, as one very honest evolutionist wrote a while back (a piece that quickly disappeared from public view), if evolution is true, then rape is a very valid and/or efficient way for a man to spread his genes. After all, why not? It’s the survival of the fittest. Of course, in a purely evolutionary world, homosexuals would naturally be bred out of existence, as well. But you won’t hear that from pro-evolution advocates." - Tom DeRosa, executive director of the Creation Studies Institute.

Einstein Was A Creationist

Man Lived With Dinosaurs Song

KENYA: Evangelical Leaders Tell Museum To Hide Bones Proving Human Evolution

The leaders of Kenya's evangelical movement are pressuring the national museum to remove a world-famous collection of bones which conclusively depict the evolution of apes to humans.

The collection includes the most complete skeleton yet found of Homo erectus, the 1.7 million-year-old Turkana Boy unearthed by Dr Leakey's team in 1984 at Nariokotome, near Lake Turkana in northern Kenya. The museum also holds bones from several specimens of Australopithecus anamensis, believed to be the first hominid to walk upright, four million years ago. Together the artefacts amount to the clearest record yet discovered of the origins of Homo sapiens.

Bishop Bonifes Adoyo, the head of Christ is the Answer Ministries: "The Christian community here is very uncomfortable that Leakey and his group want their theories presented as fact. Our doctrine is not that we evolved from apes, and we have grave concerns that the museum wants to enhance the prominence of something presented as fact which is just one theory."

(Tipped by JMG reader Keith)

Ricky Gervais On Creationism

"God is NOT gay. Read the Bible. He hates them."

Baby Animals Only On Kentucky's Ark

According to the vice president of Answers In Genesis, there will be animals on Kentucky's "recreation" of Noah's Ark, but only babies. Because God was all about saving space.

"We think that God would probably have sent healthy, juvenile-sized animals that weren't fully grown yet, so there would be plenty of room," he said. ''We want to show how Noah would have taken care of them, taken care of waste management, taken care of water needs and food needs." Ark Encounter is designed to be a model of environmentally sensitive development, Mr Zovath said, to minimise its carbon footprint. "I don't believe in global warming, but I do believe that we have got to be good stewards of everything God's given us."

The theme park will also include: "The Tower of Babel, a first-century Middle Eastern village and a journey through the Old Testament, with special effects depicting Moses, the 10 plagues of Egypt and the parting of the Red Sea."

Calling The Creation Museum

KENTUCKY: Gov. Beshear, Will There Be Dinosaurs On Your Ark?

KENTUCKY: Creation Museum To Build "Full-Scale Replica" Of Noah's Ark

The famed/infamous Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky has announced plans to build a "full-scale replica" of Noah's Ark. SRSLY.

The $24.5 million project will be constructed by the same team that built the Creation Museum. The religious ministry is soliciting online donations to help construct the project, which they expect to draw an estimated 1.6 million visitors per year. Ken Ham, president and CEO of Answers In Genesis, cites poll data showing that an estimated 63 percent of Americans would visit a full-scale replica of Noah's Ark if one were built in the U.S. "We see a full-scale, wooden ark as something so significant that it will shake up this nation," Ham said. "It would be a clear reminder to America about the truths of the Bible. The building of a huge ark is a unique and powerful opportunity to reach millions in our nation (and around the world) with a bold statement: God's word is true."

The dinosaur stalls will be hilarious.

Liberty University's Rap Anthem

If he hadn't already been found face-down in a pool of his own gravy, I'm betting Jerry Falwell would take a dim view of all the dick-grabbing. Right Wing Watch provides a partial transcript:

Follow Christ 'cause he knows best,

And this school is so blessed,

Only college in the whole country with a Snowflex,

Perfect is the aim and you should expect no less,

If college is a watch, Liberty's a Rolex.

Tweet Of The Day - Matt Barber

Arch homophobe, closet case, "shemalevideo" lover, kidnapping accomplice, and Liberty Counsel lawyer Matt Barber would like you to know that the precise date of the universe's creation was October 23rd, 4004 BC. From World Nut Daily (of course):

How old is the world? Most people would say: "Nobody knows." But the author of the book frequently described as the greatest history book ever written, said the world was created Oct. 23, 4004 B.C. – making it exactly 6,014 next month. In the 1650s, an Anglican bishop named James Ussher published his "Annals of the World," subtitled, "The Origin of Time, and Continued to the Beginning of the Emperor Vespasian's Reign and the Total Destruction and Abolition of the Temple and Commonwealth of the Jews." First published in Latin, it consisted of more than 1,600 pages. The book, now published in English for the first time, is a favorite of homeschoolers and those who take ancient history seriously.

How is this book "a favorite of homeschoolers" if it's never been published in English until now? Highly scientific minds can purchase said book from World Nut Daily (naturally) for a mere $69.99.