Pat Robertson: God Will Destroy America For Allowing Same-Sex Marriage

Pat Robertson: Opposing Islam Is As Valid As Opposing The Nazis

"Why is it bigoted to speak against a force that is slowly but surely trying to exercise domination over the entire world?" - Pat Robertson, speaking without the slightest fucking trace of irony.

Elderly Hate Group Leader And Scam Artist Feels America Is Sodom & Gomorrah

And he'd feel SO much better if you'd send him your Social Security check. Jeebus needs another private jetliner! Glory! Praise!

Pat Robertson Goes Off On DOMA

Pat Robertson: Liberals Support Abortion In Order To Further Lesbian Equality

Another WTF clip from our pals at Right Wing Watch.

Pat Robertson Loses "Obamacare" Suit To Exempt Faith Healing Practitioners

A federal judge has rejected a lawsuit filed by Pat Robertson which was intended to allow people to exempt themselves from buying health insurance because God is going to cure all their illnesses.

Three of the plaintiffs — Margaret Peggy Lee Mead of Hillsborough, N.C., Charles Edward Lee of San Antonio and Susan Seven-Sky of West Harrison, N.Y. — are Christians who said they want to refuse all medical services for the rest of their lives because they believe God will heal their afflictions. They say being forced to buy insurance would conflict with their faith because they believe doing so would indicate they need "a backup plan and (are) not really sure whether God will, in fact, provide," the lawsuit said.

Robertson himself did not depend on the grace of Jeebus when he underwent ten hours of open heart surgery in 2009.

(Tipped by JMG reader Paul)

Pat Robertson: The Lord Told Me It's Going To Be A Good Year For Me (But A Really Shitty One For The World)

Pat Robertson: It's Time To Legalize Pot

Wait, WHAT?

Pat Robertson: Don't Be Friends With Gays

National Burn A Quran Day

From voiceover artist DC Douglas. Brilliant.

NEW YORK: Pat Robertson Sues City To Stop The Ground Zero Mosque

Pat Robertson's legal foundation filed a lawsuit in New York state court yesterday in an attempt to overturn the city's approval of the plan to build a mosque on a site near Ground Zero.

The American Center for Law and Justice says it filed a petition Wednesday challenging a city panel’s decision to let developers tear down a building to make way for the mosque. The Washington-based group is representing a firefighter who survived the terrorist attacks. Opponents say the mosque plan insults the memory of those killed by Islamic terrorists nearly nine years ago. Supporters see it as a monument to tolerance.

Robertson was last in the news when he claimed that Haiti was struck by that devastating earthquake because the nation's founders had sold their souls to Satan in return for independence from France.

The 700 Club Calls For A Constitutional Amendment Banning Gay Marriage

UPDATE: The 700 Club has replaced the original clip to include an interview with Slaggie Gilamonster. The new clip makes no mention of a constitutional amendment.

Pat Robertson: Don't Hassle Your Flirtacious Husband (And Would It Kill You To Put On Some Damn Makeup?)

Pat Robertson offers advice to a woman who says her husband is too flirty:

First thing is you need to make yourself as attractive as possible and don't hassle him about it. And why is he doing this? Well, he's doing it because he wants affirmation that he is still a man, that he is attractive -- and he gets an affirmation of himself. That means he's got an inferiority complex that's coming out. And he's not gonna cheat on you. He's just playing. But you need to not drive him away or start hassling and hounding on him, but make yourself as beautiful as you can, as fun as you can, and say let's go out here, let's go there, let's go to the other thing.