Bristol Palin: Levi (Sort Of) Raped Me

According to leaked excerpts from Bristol Palin's new book, the first time she had sex with Levi Johnston she was so drunk she awoke with no memory of the encounter.

Bristol Palin writes in her new book of losing her virginity to boyfriend Levi Johnston on a camping trip after getting drunk for the first time on too many wine coolers. She awoke in her tent, alone, with no memories of what had happened as Johnston "talked with his friends on the other side of the canvas." She had vowed to wait until marriage. And she had lied to her parents about where she was going.

Bristol's allegations have ignited an internet debate on what constitutes "rape."

The New Bristol Palin

It doesn't even look like the same person to me, but the tabloids are going crazy over Bristol Palin's apparent visit to the plastic surgeon.

Trouble In The Palin Household

Margaret Cho On Latest Bristol Palin Flap

Quote Of The Day - Bristol Palin

"You say you 'don't agree with the family's politics at all' but I say, if you understood that commonsense conservative values support the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than k.d. lang at an Indigo Girls concert." - Bristol Palin, in a not so thinly-veiled lesbian slam at Margaret Cho, who last week said that Bristol was forced into Dancing With The Stars to further her mother's political ambitions.

RELATED: GOProud's Chris Barron loves Bristol's "Yeah, well YOU are a dyke" message.

Bristol Palin On Keith Olbermann

Bristol Palin isn't happy about being one of Olbermann's "Worst Person In The World" targets for preaching abstinence while being a teen mother.

Accusing me of hypocrisy is by now, an old canard. What Mr. Olbermann lacks in originality he makes up for with insincere incredulity. Mr. Olbermann fails to understand that in order to have credibility as a spokesperson, it sometimes takes a person who has made mistakes. Parents warn their children about the mistakes they made so they are not repeated. Former gang members travel to schools to educate teenagers about the risks of gang life. Recovered addicts lecture to others about the risks of alcohol and drug abuse. And yes, a teen mother talks about the benefits of preventing teen pregnancy. I have never claimed to be perfect. If that makes me the "worst person in the world" to Mr. Olbermann, then I must apologize for not being absolutely faultless like he undoubtedly must be.

Nobody seriously believes that Bristol Palin knows the meaning of the word "canard," do they?

Obama: I Don't Think About Sarah Palin

That bit comes at 3:30. The rest is about Bristol Palin.

Jennifer Grey Wins DWTS

And as everyone in the world with a computer knows by now, Bristol Palin came in third. Confession: I'd been secretly hoping that Bristol would win. You know why. Snork! Anyway, homocon Tammy Bruce went all Lady Miss Sour Grapes on Twitter once Bristol was eliminated.Bruce followed up that bit with this: "While LibProgs were obsessing on #dwts...Ohio judge allows third healthcare reform challenge to go forward. Bwahahaha!" Uh, I think the person organizing "Operation Bristol" was the obsessive party here, Miss Kapo USA.

In other reactions, GOProud's Chris Barron warned: "There are no judges scores in elections. Just saying :)" And Sarah Palin tweeted this: "Well, what a great ride! Competition is good for everyone.Be inspired by those who step up to challenges & improve w/each step; Congrats Jen!"

So far, nothing but silence from Kevin DuJan. Poor baby.

HomoConQuotable - Kevin DuJan

"Today’s going to be the last day of revving them all up…and then the fun is really going to begin because all of these people are on record howling about how unfair it is that Bristol Palin had an army dialing and voting for her…but none of these people say boo about Democrats having an army of ACORN, SEIU, Black Panthers, and Organizing for America thugs at their disposal in every election…committing voter fraud at the ballot box to tip elections to Democrats.

"What were your favorite moments of the Left howling hypocritically? Just for fun, how many times do you think you ended up voting for Bristol in total? I voted every single week, for as long as I could. I think I easily voted 500 times every Monday, using the phone and the online voting system. How many weeks of the show were there? Eight or nine? So, I might have voted for Bristol Palin 4,500 times. How many bogus ballots do Democrats cast in every election, for dead people, cartoon characters, family pets, etc.? I bet it’s more than 4,500…but if each of you out there voted like crazy too, just imagine how many votes we piled into Bristol’s column. Just by voting like Democrats!" - Hillbuzz founder Kevin DuJan, who will be at Chicago's Sidetrack video bar tonight to accept congratulatory twink dating offers after Bristol Palin's win.

DWTS Finale: Bristol's Last Dances

GOProud: The HRC Shouldn't Care About "Faggot" Because Gays Are Dying In Iraq

"The irony here is stunning. The adults who run HRC are participating in a morally-reprehensible organized political hatchet job on a teenager all in the name of defending the victims of bigotry. Nothing is sacred to these liberal foot soldiers, no one is seen as off limits — not even a 16-year-old girl, and even an issue as serious as anti-gay bullying and teen suicide is treated as nothing more than just another political hammer to be wielded against their perceived enemies.

"The nature of the attacks on Palin reveals much about what motivates her critics. HRC’s press releases are ripe with misogynistic attacks on the Governor. HRC refers to the Governor as a 'reality TV show star' — a transparent attempt to diminish Palin’s almost 20 years in politics. In a November 17th release, Joe Solmonese, the man at the helm of HRC, made a thinly veiled accusation that the Facebook exchange somehow showed Palin failed as a mother — 'Anti-gay language by teenagers often starts at home.' [snip]

"In the meantime, while the actions of a teenager on Facebook warrant days of over-the-top press releases from HRC, a blind eye is turned by the liberal Gay, Inc. to the growing threat of radicalized anti-gay, anti-women Islam." - GOProud chairman Chris Barron, in a Daily Caller piece co-authored by board member Tammy Bruce.

Got that? As long as gay people are being murdered by Muslims, we shouldn't care about hate speech, bullying or any other such trivial nonsense.

RELATED: Last week GOProud announced that calling somebody a "faggot" isn't homophobic because gay men in WeHo and Chelsea use the word amongst themselves. Shortly before the above-linked Daily Caller piece was posted, the group issued the below tweet.

Tweet Of The Day - Tammy Bruce

Homocon radio host and GOProud board member Tammy Bruce has announced an all-out version of "Operation Bristol" to pay back the Democrats she claims mailed Briston Palin a package of talcum powder. Bruce: "If you don't have ATT phone get a friend who does & use their phone to text vote; vote online, call, & email. Go all out! Show the threatening, unhinged libprogs they will not succeed! A vote for Bristol is also a vote against hate."

Quote Of The Day - Sarah Palin

"Did you ever wonder where the producers of American Idol come up with the seemingly endless supply of people who can't sing but are deluded enough to get up in front of a national television audience and screech out a song anyway?" - Sarah Palin, from her coming book America By Heart.

CNN On DWTS Teabagger Cheating

Jeannie Moos edited out 99% of Kevin DuJan's dumbass and racist commentary, which is really too bad in a way. Note how DuJan sent them a photo from a previous century.

HomoConQuotable - Kevin DuJan

"Okay, just taped a phone segment with Jeannie Something or Another on the phone…it’s going to air during [CNN's] Situation Room. I have no idea how they are going to edit it, so I assume they are going to try to make me sound stupid, but whatever. The reporter kept telling me how unfair it is that I’m encouraging people to vote for Bristol 50-60, or 10,000 times. I told her that it’s funny whenever the Left talks about voting being unfair regarding anything, considering the rampant voter fraud Democrats engage in on a daily basis, particularly the Obama campaign in 2008.

"I talked about the voter fraud in Iowa, the Black Panthers in Philly, and all the George Soros Secretaries of State projects where the goal is to allow criminals, illegals, and the dead to vote for Democrats. So, the Left gets mad at me for encouraging voting for Bristol on Dancing, but they don’t care at all about voter fraud in our actual elections…they think it’s cute and funny, actually. CNN didn’t like that and kept saying I was encouraging people to 'cheat' which made me talk more about Democrat voter fraud. They didn’t like that." - Homocon Hillbuzz founder Kevin DuJan, who was busted today by gossip site Jezebel for instructing teabaggers on how to thwart ABC's email voting system.

Commenters on Hillbuzz, Conservatives 4 Palin, and other sites reported being able to vote up to hundreds of times each using DuJan's tips. DuJan's cheating plot is now being reported across most news outlets including the New York Times and the Washington Post, with some calling on ABC to respond. His CNN appearance is scheduled for around 6pm this afternoon.

Operation Bristol Takes Another Victim

Thanks to a strong push on Twitter and on sites like Conservatives 4 Palin, the teabaggers tonight succeeded in advancing Bristol Palin to the finals on Dancing With The Stars. Booted off was the far superior Brandy, who had earned a perfect score from the judges on Monday night.

Willow Palin: Homophobic On Facebook

Willow Palin's Facebook page erupted into a flame war on Sunday after one of her friends criticized Sarah Palin's Alaska, prompting Willow to fire back with a slew of homophobic slurs. TMZ reports:

Sarah Palin's 16-year-old daughter Willow used multiple homophobic slurs -- including the word f**got -- to attack a Facebook user who criticized her mom's new reality show .... TMZ has learned. During the premiere of "Sarah Palin's Alaska" Sunday night -- a boy named Tre who went to school with the Palin kids wrote a status update that read, "Sarah Palin's Alaska, is failing so hard right now."

The comment sparked an intense response from Willow -- who replied on the boy's wall, "Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I've seen pictures of, your disgusting ... My sister had a kid and is still hot." Willow followed up that comment with another that read, "Tre stfu. Your such a f**got." Bristol Palin also got in on the smacktalk -- writing a message to Tre saying, "You're running your mouth just to talk sh*t." Eventually, a message board war erupted -- and Bristol took aim at another person named Jon -- saying, "You'll be as successful as my baby daddy, And actually I do work my ass off. I've been a single mom for the last two years."

Aside from the revelation that Willow Palin apparently doesn't think twice about using homophobic slurs in public, the postings from both Bristol and Willow reveal a level of literacy proving those dim apples didn't fall far from the Refudiate Tree. You can read some of the dumbass exchange here (PDF.)

Totally The Worst Clip In The Entire All-Time History Of Everything

Mark this date. It's the end of the internet.

Bristol Palin: People Are Voting For Me Because I'm Untouched And Raw

Last night Bristol Palin's dancing partner directly addressed speculations that her presence in the DWTS semi-finals was due to Tea Party support, prompting Bristol to reply that she was there because voters found her "untouched, raw, and vulnerable." The pair has been at the bottom of the judges' scores for six weeks.

Operation Bristol

Teabaggers and homocons are burning up Twitter to remind everyone about tonight's "Operation Bristol," their campaign to make sure Sarah's daughter wins Dancing With The Stars. Because that will totally prove something to America!