GOProud Sells Skeletor's Autograph

Coulter: I'd Tell My Gay Son He's Adopted

It took GOProud's BFF three days to come up with that.

What If Ann Coulter Had A Gay Child?

The very concept strikes her dumb. Ahem.

Ann Coulter: Radiation Is Good For You

Ann Coulter: Cenk Uygur Is Retarded For Attacking GOProud's Chris Barron

This might not play well with Mama Grizzly, who famously called for the firing of Rahm Emmanuel for using the word "retarded."

Ann Coulter Mocks DADT Repeal

More vomit from GOProud's BFF.

Coulter Vomits Up Another DADT Column

"Maybe we could have an all-gay service! They'd be allowed to wear camouflage neckerchiefs (a la Paul Lynde) and camo capri pants. To avoid any sexual harassment claims, they'd have to have their own barrack, which we could outfit with a dance club, a cosmo bar and a counseling center called 'The Awkward Place.' Their band would mostly play show tunes, and soldiers captured by the enemy would be taught to reveal only their name, rank and seasonal color analysis ('I am Private First Class Jeffrey Smith, and I'm a 'winter.'') They wouldn't be allowed in combat, however, for the same reason women aren't – it takes them too long to get ready." - GOProud's BFF Ann Coulter, writing for World Net Daily.

Ann Coulter On DADT

"Liberals don't care. Their approach is to rip out society's foundations without asking if they serve any purpose. Why do we have immigration laws? What's with these borders? Why do we have the institution of marriage, anyway? What do we need standardized tests for? Hey, I like Keith Richards -- why not make heroin legal? Let's take a sledgehammer to all these load-bearing walls and just see what happens!

"For liberals, gays in the military is a win-win proposition. Either gays in the military works, or it wrecks the military, both of which outcomes they enthusiastically support. But since you brought up gays in the military, liberals, let's talk about Bradley Manning. He apparently released hundreds of thousands of classified government documents as a result of being a gay man in 'an awkward place.' Any discussion of 'don't ask, don't tell' should begin with Bradley Manning. Live by the sad anecdote, die by the sad anecdote." - GOProud's BFF Ann Coulter, in an essay declaring that history's most notorious spies and traitors have been gay.

Coulter's piece manages to work in references to Cher, Lady Gaga, Liza Minnelli, Patti LaBelle, "butt-less chaps," The Wizard Of Oz, Halloween, Greenwich Village, and Steven Slater.

Ann Coulter Calls Gay Men "Pederasts" GOProud's Christopher Barron Cheers

Ann Coulter only joined Twitter last week, but she's wasted no time in calling her gay detractors "pederasts." GOProud's Christopher Barron apparently thinks it's all hilarious. (Coulter doesn't know it, but Twitter user Bujeeboo isn't even male.)

GOProud BFF Ann Coulter Defends Carl Paladino As "Great Warrior"

Ann Coulter thinks Carl Paladino is a noble warrior for hating the gays so fiercely.

Speaking to Bill O'Reilly on Fox News Monday, Coulter said she felt the need to come to the Republican's defense after it seemed everyone else had stopped backing him. "I think someone on this network should [defend him]," she said, calling Paladino a "great warrior" who wants to lower taxes. Asked about the specifics of the speech — in which Paladino warned against letting children be "brainwashed" into thinking homosexuality is an "equally valid or successful option" — Coulter said the candidate was just giving his socially conservative audience the red meat it wanted.

Hey Christopher Barron, how do ya like your girl now?

CONNECTICUT: GOProud BFF Ann Coulter May Face Felony Voter Fraud Charges

Complaints about Ann Coulter's habit of voting in states where she doesn't live have been around for years, but stalling by friendly election officials and the statute of limitations resulted in no charges. That may change.

An elections commission in Connecticut will soon decide if conservative pundit Ann Coulter will face felony charges over allegations of voter fraud in the 2002 and 2004 elections, reports Brad Friedman at BradBlog. The State Elections Enforcement Commission will vote Oct. 14 to decide whether to pursue charges based on a complaint made by Daniel Borchers, an activist with Citizens for Principled Conservatism. Borchers cited a report in the New York Daily News alleging that Coulter illegally voted in Connecticut in the 2002 and 2004 elections by way of absentee ballot from her home in New York.

The penalty is usually a civil fine, but can be up to several years in prison.

(Tipped by JMG reader Robert)

Ann Coulter Repeats Homocon Comments On CNN's Larry King

NOM Celebrates GOProud's Homocon

Porn Producer Michael Lucas Tangled With Ann Coulter At GOProud's Homocon

Michael Lucas, the press release-happy porn producer and rabid Zionist neocon wants you to know that he totally got in Ann Coulter's face at Homocon 2010. Via his publicist: "Ann Coulter outraged attendees at Homocon this past weekend and got into a screaming argument with gay porn mogul Michael Lucas who refused to back down! Ann is seen caught red handed lying and her handlers had to intervene."

The PR firm attached a file of the exchange and I've uploaded it to YouTube. Lucas' accent makes him a bit difficult to understand, but it seems like he's trying to get Coulter to state whether she believes homosexuality is chosen. Coulter: "I'm not answering until you give me money." That's GOProud's Christopher Barron trying to shut Lucas down.

HomoConQuotable - Christopher Barron

"Homocon 2010 was a complete and total success. GOProud set out to throw a great party, not hold a policy event, and that’s exactly what we did. Gay conservatives gathered from across the country to spend a night celebrating the enormous success this organization has had in such a short time.

"We celebrated by asking Ann Coulter to speak, and Ann Coulter was exactly who we thought she was when we invited her. Ann is someone who we disagree with on issues like marriage, but is also one of the funniest, most provocative, and – yes – controversial conservatives out there. Ann’s participation in Homocon helped this organization raise a substantial amount of money, money that will help us continue to push our agenda of common-sense conservative solutions to the challenges facing gay and lesbian families.

"No one should be surprised that Ann was controversial and no one should be surprised at the histrionics from the left about her appearance. The truth is that if the left showed half as much outrage over Iran’s brutal treatment of gay people as they did about our party in New York, we might take their criticism seriously. Unfortunately, while Louis Farrakhan and members of the New Black Panther party broke bread with one of the most brutal anti-gay dictators in the world, the gay left was more focused on attacking a cocktail party." - GOProud head Christopher Barron, in a bizarre attempt to divert criticism of Homocon 2010, an event which has left the enemies of the LGBT movement doing ecstatic cartwheels.

HomoQuotable - Andrew Sullivan

"Many of us fought for years to construct a conservatism that treated gay people as individuals and as equal citizens. We fought, as GOProud does, to rebut the notion that being gay means being a socialist or a leftist. But we also fought to have core civil equality recognized - in military service and marriage, and we fought against an agenda that placed gay victimology at its center. What GOProud has done, in inviting this woman, is much more than that: it is to invite someone who actively opposes our civil equality - equal rights, not special rights - and whose record of anti-gay bigotry is as plain as the collar bones on her shoulders." - Andrew Sullivan on Ann Coulter's Homocon appearance.

American Family Association Rejoices Over Ann Coulter's Homocon 2010 Speech

"Ann took them straight on and gave them some straight talk I doubt they were ready for. There is no amount of sugar that will help this medicine go down. According to the leftwing website Politico.com, she complimented the Christian audiences before whom she speaks by telling these homosexuals that the people who get her 'gay jokes are gays.' Christians get them, she hinted, but 'out of sweetness they don’t laugh at the gay jokes.' Alas, she was suggesting, if only Christians were as mean-spirited as everyone says they are! I have to leave my gay jokes in the green room because those Christians are just too darned civil and courteous and kind!

"Then she let the air out of the tires on the tired argument that homosexual marriage is the civil rights issue of our day. Reminding them that blackness is an innate characteristic but sexual behavior is a choice, same-sex marriage, she said pointedly, 'is not a civil right -- you’re not black.' As Gen. Colin Powell himself said, the comparison between homosexual behavior and race is 'convenient but invalid.' People are born black, but they are not born gay. And many people who enter the homosexual lifestyle later leave it. So there are plenty of ex-gays, but you will never meet an ex-black.

"So Christians are too tolerant to make fun of gays, homosexuals have no civil right to marry, and homosexuals can’t claim oppressed minority status. This from the keynote speaker at HomoCon, who got at least five figures to get right in the grill of her hosts. Anybody at HomoCon want their money back?" - American Family Association radio host Bryan Fischer, who says he now takes back all the rotten things he said about Ann Coulter when he first learned about her Homocon appearance.

Homocon 2010 Attendee Tells His Story

Here's an inadvertently hilarious accounting of Homocon 2010. Listen if you can bear it. Audio only.

More On Coulter's QuislingCon Speech

Talking Points Memo reporter Megan Carpentier, whose live tweets from Homocon 2010 I followed last night, has posted her story. According to Carpentier, headliner Ann Coulter's offensive remarks went far beyond telling the crowd that they didn't deserve civil rights.

First, she ran down the stereotypical stand-up comedian's list of reasons, including that lacking the legal right to marriage allows the less-committed partner to weasel out of it. But in a more serious note, she parroted the losing arguments of the lawyers supporting California's Prop 8 and told the crowd that the reason she opposes (and they should oppose) same sex marriage is that it is strictly for procreation. In one of a series of racially insensitive remarks that pervaded her speech, Coulter added, "Marriage is not a civil right. You're not black." It was part of a larger argument on which she later elaborated, telling the crowd that the 14th Amendment only applies to African-Americans and that it does not, in fact, apply to women, LGBT people or other minorities. [Snip]

Coulter also made a forceful case against sex education in schools, accusing liberals of attempting to teach kindergartners about "fisting" (which garnered her a heckler, who shouted out "What's wrong with fisting?") and told the crowd that most parents didn't want their children learning about the "homosexual lifestyle" instead of reading and writing. Several attendees, who requested anonymity, were also startled by her racially-tinged humor: in addition to her comments about civil rights, she also accused single parents of breeding muggers and blamed the decline in marriage in the African-American community on welfare, "the subsidization of single parenting" and overly liberal child support laws.

Carpentier notes that many of last night's Homocon attendees were very unhappy with Coulter's speech. Funny, that's not what we're getting from all those celebratory tweets issued by GOProud afterwards.

Read Megan Carpentier's entire report.

Tweet Of The Day - Christopher Barron