Old Lady: "Where can I get some of those nuclear pills?"
Clerk: "What, like, diet pills?"
Old Lady: "No! No! The ones they have in Japan!"
Clerk: "Japanese diet pills?"
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Rabu, 16 Maret 2011
Japanese Diet Pills
Walgreens, Upper East Side, Monday 10pm
Old Lady: "Where can I get some of those nuclear pills?"
Clerk: "What, like, diet pills?"
Old Lady: "No! No! The ones they have in Japan!"
Clerk: "Japanese diet pills?"
Old Lady: "Where can I get some of those nuclear pills?"
Clerk: "What, like, diet pills?"
Old Lady: "No! No! The ones they have in Japan!"
Clerk: "Japanese diet pills?"
Rabu, 15 Desember 2010
The Bitches Of The House
Island House, poolside, Key West, 2PM
A new arrival shows off his colorful thong to his friends...
Friend 1: Oh, honey! Don't ask, don't TEAL!
Friend 2: Yes, that thing needs some cloture in the back.
Thong Man: Bitches of the House, I move we suspend this debate.
A new arrival shows off his colorful thong to his friends...
Friend 1: Oh, honey! Don't ask, don't TEAL!
Friend 2: Yes, that thing needs some cloture in the back.
Thong Man: Bitches of the House, I move we suspend this debate.
Kamis, 07 Oktober 2010
Piano Player
Madison Square Garden, Wednesday, 9pm
Stoner Dude: Fuck that, she's not bi. No such thing. She's just softening you up for the big lesbo announcement.
Rock Chick: No such thing? Just because you can't imagine it personally doesn't mean there's no such thing as bisexuals. That's like saying because YOU don't know how to play the piano, there's no such thing as piano players.
Stoner Dude: Actually I'm a rad piano player.
Rock Chick: ......
Stoner Dude: Fuck that, she's not bi. No such thing. She's just softening you up for the big lesbo announcement.
Rock Chick: No such thing? Just because you can't imagine it personally doesn't mean there's no such thing as bisexuals. That's like saying because YOU don't know how to play the piano, there's no such thing as piano players.
Stoner Dude: Actually I'm a rad piano player.
Rock Chick: ......
Kamis, 02 September 2010
The Luckiest Girl In The World
Walgreens, Second Avenue, 12:30pm
Chick 1: Flu shots, $25. I guess it's that time again.
Chick 2: Richard got me one for my birthday last year.
Chick 1: You're joking.
Chick 2: Plus dinner at Olive Garden.
Chick 1: You're joking.
Chick 2: I am the luckiest girl in the world.
Chick 1: Flu shots, $25. I guess it's that time again.
Chick 2: Richard got me one for my birthday last year.
Chick 1: You're joking.
Chick 2: Plus dinner at Olive Garden.
Chick 1: You're joking.
Chick 2: I am the luckiest girl in the world.
Jumat, 25 Juni 2010
Coffee Talk
Cafe Figo, First Avenue, 1PM
Linda Richman Look-A-Like: So anyway, false alarm, thank the BVM. But I told her that if she EVAH makes me a grandma before I'm 50, I'll move down to her Nanna Marie's in Boca so fast it'll make her weave spin.
Linda Richman Look-A-Like: So anyway, false alarm, thank the BVM. But I told her that if she EVAH makes me a grandma before I'm 50, I'll move down to her Nanna Marie's in Boca so fast it'll make her weave spin.
Jumat, 11 Juni 2010
Dancing As Fast As He Can
Citibank ATM vestibule, First Avenue, 8:30am
MAN ON CELL: OK, fine. Fine! I'll go without you. But you know what, Ed? No matter how much time you spend at that fucking gym, tomorrow morning when you get up you are still going to be 47 years old. You spend so much time trying to look good, nobody actually sees you.
MAN ON CELL: OK, fine. Fine! I'll go without you. But you know what, Ed? No matter how much time you spend at that fucking gym, tomorrow morning when you get up you are still going to be 47 years old. You spend so much time trying to look good, nobody actually sees you.
Kamis, 06 Mei 2010
Yeah, Totally
Rite Aid, Second Avenue, 8am
Cashier: And that comes to $10.02.
Elderly Man: OK, wait I have the pennies.
He empties his pocket onto the counter and a small diamond-shaped blue pill skitters towards the cashier, who quickly pushes it back towards him with a gasp.
Elderly Man: That's an ALIEVE!
Cashier (expressionless): Oh. I believe you. Yeah, totally.
Cashier: And that comes to $10.02.
Elderly Man: OK, wait I have the pennies.
He empties his pocket onto the counter and a small diamond-shaped blue pill skitters towards the cashier, who quickly pushes it back towards him with a gasp.
Elderly Man: That's an ALIEVE!
Cashier (expressionless): Oh. I believe you. Yeah, totally.
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